I leave for the beautiful city of Toronto first thing in the
morning! It’s okay to be jealous that I get a 4 day weekend and I am going to
my favorite city in Canada. Hopefully Mchottie doesn’t go all Ted Bundy on me
and I come back alive, because you would all be so sad if I wasn’t here to
right a post everyday and that would mean I got sugared for nothing. I will be
having to much fun to write long blog posts but you guys can check up on me on
my Facebook page, I really need to get on this twitter band wagon. There are
far to many forms of social media for me to keep up with.
I have picked up pepper spray so that is my whole safety
plan, along with map quest so I can navigate my way to Jade and Abby’s should
things go completely array. Not only is this like the scariest date ever because
it’s a whole weekend, I have a serious dilemma… poop. If you have ever been in
the start of a relationship you know that you can’t just be comfortable enough
to say you are going to the bathroom and come out 5 minutes later. No, you need
plans to avoid pooping at his house. Girls don’t poop. They just don’t. I
usually have exit strategies (hahaha) but I can’t come up with any. I can’t say I am running to the store because well…I
don’t have a car there and I don’t know how to get to the fucking store, I can’t
say I have to run some thing to some ones house because I don’t have any thing
to run any where, and I only know two people there and I can’t drive the 15
minutes every time I have to go, so my whole plan of attack is I can only poop
twice the whole trip. Once Saturday while he is playing lacrosse and once
Sunday when he is playing hockey. I may be able to sneak in one while getting
ready or late at night when he is asleep. It’s a damn good thing I don’t do
anal because that could just end up terrible, if you know what I mean. That was
probably way to much information for anyone except Jenna, I apologize. I am
currently googling ways to poop without your boyfriend knowing. I am not
getting very far.
Besides the pooping dilemma there will be the dilemma that
he is really wanting me to move there…trust me….it’s been thrown on the table
with the promise that we will talk about it this weekend. I am not good at
serious relationships talks. So that will be interesting when we start to
discuss it and my solution is to just buy a jet pack so I can fly back and
forth. I’m guessing if there is going to be a time when he goes Ted Bundy on me
that will be it.
But I will be sure to take many, many pictures and give you
all the details when I come back! Keep in mind that I get back on Tuesday so
that means it will be my new favorite day of the week Terrible Date Tuesday!
YAY! Get your fucking posts in because the first few where hilarious and I want
more.
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