Dating Profile

I like guys with jacked up trucks, pit-bulls and bedazzled shirts, that party down at lotus on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, and maybe go down to Branley's on a Monday for Wet T-shirt night. If you like doing lines off the bathroom counter that's even better. If this sounds like you then I am certain we will fall in love within the first couple weeks of our causal pof sexual encounters.  Then it will end when your go back to work because I can’t keep my legs close. Don’t worry, I will get you to pay my bills and buy me new clothes first. I have to get some thing out of this relationship.

Seriously though, if I had to describe myself, I'd say that I am easy going, honest and down to earth person. I feel like I've mastered the art of sarcasm and personally I think I am hilarious. I like activities, soccer, writing, going to the gym, drinks with friends and people who know the difference between then and than. I don't like video games, shy people and people who are way to into themselves. I can't snow board because I am terrified of heights. I fell off a ladder when I worked at Aldo when I was 18 and now ladder and heights scare me. I am also scared of the dark. I have a night light and no, that isn't a joke.

I work as an office manager for a company and I love my job but I want to go back to school for event management so I can be like J Lo in the movie The Wedding Planner.

I have a dog, it's not a pit-bull. It's cute and fluffy and her name is Irma because she kind of resembles an old women. She is so smart she knows how to roll the windows down in my car. I bet your pit-bull can't do that.

I guess there needs to be some alterations to my "profile" because there are things that are deal breakers for me so I am just going to throw them out there...I am even going to number them so they stand out.

1. If your name has 420, weed, blaze, etc. it's just not going to work out for us, mostly because I think you are an idiot.
2. If you don't understand that I am joking in my first paragraph...I am...
3. If you can't take a joke it probably wont work out either. Some one who can laugh is important to me
4. Again I will outline how attractive the proper use of  than and then and their, there and they're

I like independent guys, who can manage a relationship and still have their own friends. I have my own life, you should have yours. I’d rather some one hurt me with the truth then comfort me with a lie.

Sense of humor is the most important thing to me, closely followed by drive, and obviously looks are important.

I can be the nicest girl in the world or a ****. I was taught to take care of myself and stand up for myself, but I have a huge heart and like to take care of people who I care for. For the people I love I would do any thing for.

Benefit of dating me? You will be dating me. I could go on but I think I’ve made my point.