I am steeling from the Canadian Diabetes
Society. You know your life has reached a new low when you get to type of those
words. Here is the thing, my boss took away are vending machine, which I never
used because that would cost me money but we do have this box that sits on my
desk. It’s a box filled with chocolate bars, chips, Nibs, you know, all the
good stuff that I shouldn’t eat. But they just let it sit in this box, open to
the world, and expect you to put your money in a little slot and take your junk
food.
I don’t put money in ever. I don’t carry
around change! I am not a stripper, I don’t have loonies floating around, it’s
2012 people use plastic and cardboard slots don’t except plastic. So when I
want one of these treats from the box I put an IOU in. At first the lady who
picks up the box and drops the new box off would put things like
“you owe 5 dollars”
I’d just take off the sticky note and keep
going with my day. I figured her notes were about as effective as my IOU’s.
But really here is my conclusion
1)
This may make me the worst person in the world
for ripping off all the poor diabetics in Canada. But one of my friends is
diabetic and so I’ll make sure to apologize and maybe buy him a beer to make up
for it.
2)
Does any one else see the irony that they are
selling candy to raise money for diabetes?! Who thinks of this shit? That’s like
selling cigarettes to stop lung cancer! For being that stupid they deserve to
give me free candy.
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