Praise Allah! Abby and Jade are back in town! I can hardly
contain my excitement! It is the best Christmas present ever! In anticipation
of their arrival tomorrow I am going to share with you my latest conversation
with Abby and Jade…
Me to Jade and Abby: Can we go out Saturday? Abby I know you
fly in Saturday but you will just have to man up and you aren’t allowed to use
it as an excuse
Abby: I meant to tell you that my parents are having a
family get together and I want to invite my close friends then we can go out
after
Me: Done. Does one of your besties include two men we can
romp? Because that would be grand.
Abby: DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?! Of course there will be no
eligible bachelors to speak of at my house
Me: … fine. I’ll just settle for your dad
Abby: Justine that’s gross don’t say things like that
Me: I’m laughing. Can I still come?
Me: (three minutes later) … I don’t mean with your dad I
meant to the party
Me: (ten minutes later) … you aren’t laughing are you. You
should be happy because I am in such good spirits
Abby: Fuck you.
Me: I’ve already fucked your dad, you wanting to make it a
family affair is just weird.
Jade: (laughing hysterically) Justine you are cray
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