Who is that again?

Jeffrey- my father. I’ve called my dad by his first name since I was 12. Yes he is my birth father, yes my parents are still together.

Coupon Queen- my crazy hoe bag of a mother...but I love her any ways

Jenna – my totally awesome best friend.
 

Kermit- he used to be called “the boyfriend” but he isn’t my boyfriend any more and I will refer to him as Kermit. This is a direct indication of his sexual behavior. 

Dana – my current drinking partner and close friend

Abby – only girl I know just as confused about dating and life as I am, but she lives in Toronto

Jade- My other friend from Toronto. Her and Abby live together and I am really jealous and hoping one day they will let me sleep on their floor…because they don’t have a couch. 

SSM- Sexy Stomach Man, he was my rebound after Kermit. He has a hot stomach

Boss man – he’s my boss. Obviously

Bess – my 7 year old niece, who understands dating more then I do and I’m 23

Katy- a girl I worked with in Edmonton.

Mike- Funniest guy in the world. Also one of my close friends

Kirsten- a friend of mine who shares my opinion on love, relationships, and men (It all sucks)

Mathew Mchottie - hot professional lacrosse player I had sexual relations with in Mexico and flew me out to see him for a weekend, it was a bad choice.

Amy Poehler- my therapist

Skipper- had a short fling with him before and after dating Kermit. I also made a complete ass of myself both times. He makes me do stupid things

 Melvin- Skippers brother, judge away my friends judge away

Mulan- Girl who hates me. Mostly because of events that occurred with Skipper.