Monday, February 25, 2013

Death by midget


Dear readers,

I have a midget running around my lady parts with a chainsaw slicing my insides and laughing. Why god why god it’s been years since I had to go through this. I put a blocker in my uterus specifically so I don’t have to go through this. Some one bring me some drugs. I’m not above being stoned at work.


















But I did promise a friend that I would put my online dating profile up before I deleted my account...so I will have that up as soon as I am resurrected

Yes...I did actually spend the last hour making those wonderful pieces of art. You are welcome!

One more just for fun? Oh okay!


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