So…I snapped out of my “maybe a relationship wouldn’t be so
bad and I should take Mchottie up on his offer” delusion last night (that Allah
that didn’t last long) and by snapped out I mean Dana sat me down and talked
some sense into me and Mike showed me a video I made in a very drunk state on
Saturday night and I am mouthing the words “I HATE HIM!” because he wont
participate in my video to Mike where I drunkenly say I love you a million
times. So no fairy tale love adventure
there which means I can stop justifying all the red flags because he looks so
hot without a shirt on. Aren’t we all a little proud?
There was one conversation we had when he was drunk and I
was sober (also another proud moment wouldn’t you say). We were commenting on a girl at the pub who was a little all over the place and he made the comment women should be pure, meaning he
is labeling women as whores and skanks for sleeping around. Ya, buddy, let me
tell you some thing, I have the strongest opinion on this, and I shared my
opinion with him. He still held the belief that while men are able to sleep
with hundreds of women, women can not sleep with hundreds of men because it’s
not a desirable quality and she should be pure. Biggest load of bull shit to
come out of his mouth all weekend. I have so many problems with this, my
biggest problem is that double standard for women. Why should women be denied
some thing that feels good, is healthy, and is fun just because they aren’t in
a relationship? They shouldn’t be. Plain and simple. Men can go out every
weekend and bang a different chick but women are suppose to sit at home and
wait for this magically prince charming to come and sweep her off her feet? No
such luck buddy. If I’m a whore you’re a whore and the whole fucking world is a
whore.
Now I am not saying women can do every thing men can do, we
can’t. There are things men can do, like pee standing up, that I will never be
able to do. But I’ll be damned if men get the luxury of sex and women don’t for
the sake of staying pure!
Also let me do some quick math for you, let’s say you are in
a happy and healthy relationship and you have sex two times a week for a year,
you have sex 104.36 times in that year (the .36 are the times you faked
orgasms). You aren’t a whore or a skank because you’ve only had sex with one
guy, but you’ve let him stick it in your bum, done some crazy things with a
blind fold and whip and maybe even made a home made porno, you still aren’t a
whore. You are a nice, wholesome girl, who has only had sex with one person.
YAY!
On the flip side of that, lets take single Sally, and she has
sexual relations with a new guy once a month, so she get laid, once a month, if
we are going with the one night stand kind of deal. Sally has sex 12 times,
maybe 15 if she stays the night a couple times. Further more that’s an
extremely depressing number, 12 to 15 times, she better be getting a discount
at the sex store for all the vibrators she must buy. But back to my mathematical
example, she is having nice wholesome one night stand, man is probably on top,
lights are off, no crazy whips or lube sex. She’s are a whore. How does that
even make sense! Relationship Rachel in the top example is having sex 6.96
times more than her! And! Not only that but relationship Rachel up there is
doing all kinds of freaky shit in the sheets because she is comfortable with
relationship Ronald! But Sally’s number
is higher, therefore she be a hoe. Sorry Sally, not only are you having less
sex, but you are the whore his mother warned him about!
I am not saying go out and have unprotected sex with the
whole world, but I just feel like the same standards should be there for men and
women, just be safe and know what you are getting yourself into with a one
night stand because they aren’t for everyone. And if you run into a douche like Mchottie who
says he only dates girls who have never had one night
stands, do like I did and lie through your fucking teeth.
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