Dream Big

I think I've missed my calling in life. I am pretty sure I would rock at being a phone sex girl. So much so that I even made a list of reasons why I would be so good as a phone sex girl. 

1. I like talking to people
2. I sound hot on the phone
3. I am good at implying sex 
4. I am good at sexting so it only makes sense that this would transfer over to a real life conversation
5. I could do it at home in my sweat pants
6. I can pretend to be wordly (they like that I guess...that's what it said when I looked it up)
7. I can multitask like a boss, meaning I could get so much accomplished in a day 

Seriously. I would rock that job. I am going to have to look into this more.